Merry Christmas by Menopause

I am growing a fine moustache and goatee

Thank Goodness i am blonde.

What do i do? do i shave it? wax it? what? What do other women do -

i sure feel Sexy!

I GOT MY PERIOD!!!!

well, as much of a period that it is

but I got it! I am bleeding! Who knew the day would come that I would be praising cramps and blood ........

Another Test Another No

So here I am on day 68 still no period. Some hot flashes thought I needed to be up last night.

So I was.

Took yet another pregnancy test. Just to be sure.

*could you imagine - years from now me on that show 'but i din't know i was pregnant!!!'*

Anyhow, another fail, no, and more laughter .............

so as I sit here cleaning my pores out and feeling the cramping in my uterus having yet another over the top mood swing I wonder what time the hot flashes will wake me from slumber tonight and look forward to my physical on thursday. yup i look forward to the finger probe and the cold of the metallic object then the boob feel and maybe tests? he'll send me for tests as i sob and sob about the fact that its done. i am done. I am 41 and my body is old and used up. The eggs have gone on strike and my uterus has erected a union line.

I am sure they must be picketing in there

will i have the accident? Will that menopausal baby surprise me? will the medical field see their say clear to help a woman over 40? Will I have to pay thousands and thousands of dollars? Am I Out Of My Mind!!!! its got to be the friggin hormones. They don't know what the hell they are doing

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